Friday 7 October 2011

Advice to the homeless beggar:

We are walking along a cobbled street when we see a homeless beggar about 10m in front of us. This poor soul is kneeled down with her face almost touching the pavement and with one hand outstretched begging for her life, clearly doing it tough and in obvious anguish........or is she???!!! Just as we approach we hear this sound “ring dingaling, dingaling, dingaling”. It’s an almost Dukes of Hazard like sound. The poor homeless beggar with her other hand slowly reaches into her dress and turns her head inwards slightly so she can discretely check who it is that’s ringing her on her smart phone!!!!! Maybe whack that on silent hey love.......

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